I know I’m usually trying to sell my kids on Craigslist with ads like “2 annoying but cute kids free to a good home,” and telling you how fucking annoying they are. And how much I just need a good shot of tequila and how school breaks kill me… but truth is, I fucking love […]
9 Things I Learned from my Momma
When people ask me who my biggest inspiration is in my life, I will always say it’s my mother. If I could become half the woman she is, then I will be extremely happy. My mother exudes confidence, she is unapologetically herself and is the most giving and loving person I know (other than my […]
Hot Mess Mom Disorder…the struggle is REAL
Well, this might be my best post to date. Because right here, right now, shit is about to get real. Here it comes, are you ready? I am a hot mess. Inspired by a recent snow day, I realized that it is entirely possible that there are days I shouldn’t be allowed to have kids, […]