While things are slowly starting to return to norma or not, quarantine has left a lot of us with an unprecedented amount of downtime. If you’re in need of some weird, satisfying, and overall entertaining content to spice up your Instagram feed, you’ve come to the right place. Check out this list of 26 weird Instagram accounts you didn’t know you needed to follow!
My top choice for funny memes on Instagram, follow @pubity for hilarious, laugh-out-loud content that’ll make you giggle and will probably get you in trouble at work.
You’ve probably at least heard of @dudewithsign, but if you haven’t, this dude’s ironic and funny signs are definitely worth a follow. In line with his bio, “if you don’t stand for something, you’ll fall for anything”, this guy’s silent protests of the basic human condition are low-key fucking hilarious.
In today’s age of the Instagram Influencer, there are few things funnier than watching the content being made. This account posts cringe-worthy videos of influencers in public trying to get that “perfect shot”, and you just can’t look away. 10/10 would follow.
With a whopping 1.1 MILLION followers, this bizarre Instagram account focuses on satisfying, sand-related content. All it takes is one video to get hooked on this gratifying account, so don’t follow unless you can commit a few hours of your life to sand cutting videos!
As the name of this account suggests, definitely check out @ifyouhigh….if you high! These captivating and overall satisfying videos are just what you need to take your high to the next level.
Not that food is weird, but holding up your food in the air to take a picture for Instagram definitely is. Head to @foodintheair to satiate all your food porn cravings and maybe even inspire some snack ideas in the NYC area!
You’re not a true bro if you aren’t following @barstoolsports. Featuring hysterical sports and non-sports related content, this is definitely one to follow.
Follow @pupflix for “the cutest puppy videos on the internet!”. If you’re in need of an immediate pick-me-up, this account will do the trick! If you don’t love puppies, you are a monster.
An account that could be considered the girl version of @barstoolsports, @chicks posts priceless content that allllll ladies can relate to! From Kardashian debates to crazy sh*t that drunk girls do, you might just wonder if this account is a little too relatable….
If you heart NY, this is the account you should be following! But don’t get it twisted, this is no account for tourists. Check out @whatisnewyork for all the random, funny, and bizarre things going on in the Big Apple.
A personal favorite of mine, this account really speaks to the crazy bitch in us all. If you need to feel like you’re not the craziest bitch out there, this account is for you. Warning: NSFW!
If you’re searching for a “Jewish feminist publication full of chutzpah”, look no further! @heyalma has got you covered with quirky, relatable content for all the feminist Jews!
With 1.6 million followers, this raunchy account will amuse you with the internet’s funniest memes all day, every day. If you’re really into dogs, check out the “dog account of @yourmomsatonmyface”, @yourdogsatonmyface…idk.
The official Instagram of the State of New Jersey (verified with a blue checkmark and everything), is low-key kinda funny. All content is NJ related but kind of in a quirky, informative and sometimes just for giggles way!
If you need a drink, this is the Insta account for you. Perfect funny memes to swipe through when you’re bored, @vodkalana will keep you hooked for days!
Based in West Hollywood, @drinksforgayz is THE account for laugh-out-loud content ranging from gay to straight and beyond.
If you’re in your thirties and feel like Instagram is unrelatable, think again! @talkthirtytome is directed at YOU with content you’ll appreciate at a more ~mature~ age.
A Brooklyn-based Black queer femme KWEEN in touch with NYC’s botanical scene, this account uses plants as a means of community building. Check out this fabulous account for all your horticultural needs.
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DAH👏🏾LING, that moment when you come back from a lil week-long summertime family vaca to find your green gurls just thriving, lewking lush and serving that new growth realness 🤸🏽♀️🌿✨ ⠀ A kween is ready to get this week started and because its #monsteramonday a kween is shining some light on one of her fav monstera gurls, Ms. Monstera Deliciosa Albo-Variegata 🤍 ⠀ The white portions her of variegated leaves, due to the lack of chlorophyll, makes this kween trickier to care for than her non-variegated sista. Apart from transforming sunlight into sugar, chlorophyll also protects the plant from excessive sunlight … so this kween enjoys very bright ambient light situations where she is getting enough sunlight to make up for her lack in chlorophyll, but not too much that you’ll damage the variegated parts of her leaves ☀️ ⠀ Recently, I noticed that some parts of her variegated leaves began to brown and she had not grown a new leaf in a while, so a kween went into protective plant parent mode to figure out what my green gurl was going through. Did some investigating (Google, gurl) and found that the cause could either be she was getting too little light or it could be the salt build up in the water (this variety is sensitive to salt buildup, hunty). So I adjusted my care, moved this kween to a brighter spot in my apartment and started letting the tap water sit out uncovered for 24 hours before watering this kween. This allows for many of those minerals and chemicals to evaporate and will hopefully stop brown tips from occurring. Guuuurrrrllll, this kween must of loved the plant-care changes I made for her because the browning of her leaves has stopped and she is serving that new grown realness … the most recent leaf unfurled last week while a kween was on vacation 🤗🌿💚 ⠀ Moral of the story, hunty … don’t give up on your struggling green gurls, just yet … do a lil research on her needs, inspect those roots, assess what kind of light she’s getting, measure humidity levels, modify your watering schedule … cuz when that struggle green gurl finally shows up with that new growth, it’s one of THE best feelings 💚
Follow @bennydramma7 for hilarious sketches that’ll encourage you to just DO YOU. Definitely would recommend following this Insta for some good laughs you’ll be thinking about all day.
@kookslams has got the absolute funniest wipeout videos on Instagram. If it’s surfing and/or ocean related, this account won’t hold back with cringeworthy slam content!
Comedian Heather McMahan is “doing the most” on her Instagram account, @heatherkmcmahan. The best place on the internet for ridiculous and laugh-out-loud videos, you need to check this one out.
If you need a classic meme page to get your day going, @shitheadsteve is it. Make sure you’ve got plenty of time to scroll through this account, though, it’s pretty damn funny.
Scroll through @trashcanpaul to laugh so hard you won’t be able to catch your breath. Every single meme on this page is certified priceless.
Follow @chelseahandler for some relevant social issues content with a comedic twist. She’s hilarious. She’s informative. Follow her!
Head to @crimefaces for hilarious voiceover narration on videos of people beating the crap out of each other. What’s not to love?
There are few people funnier than Leslie Jordan, known for his roles in Will & Grace, Sordid Lives, American Horror Story, and more. His Instagram has become iconic and when you check out his page, you’ll know why!